New Yorker: Memo from the C.E.O.

From The New Yorker, one of the last high-profile bastions of prose humor, comes a piece by Patricia Marx. Memo from the C.E.O. may not quite fit into the category of black humor, but it sure is funny. 

It is with deep regret that we inform you of certain cost-cutting measures that will be taken in the coming days so that we can remain competitive. But first some good news. 
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