Autobiography
by Ben Ellentuck
Ben Ellentuck may or may not be illiterate.
Ben Ellentuck does not live in North Dakota.
Ben Ellentuck is of the male variety.
Ben Ellentuck has never been to North Dakota.
Ben Ellentuck may or may not live in South Dakota.
Ben Ellentuck is or is not Barbara Bush.
Ben Ellentuck’s favorite color is not yellow.
Ben Ellentuck sometimes likes candy.
Ben Ellentuck either is or is not a child molester.
Ben Ellentuck is not a child molester.
Ben Ellentuck is not allergic to buckwheat.
Ben Ellentuck is older than some babies.
Ben Ellentuck may or may not be a walrus.
Ben Ellentuck's last contibution to Dog Oil Press was Parakeets, which appeared in DOP #44.
by Ben Ellentuck
Ben Ellentuck may or may not be illiterate.
Ben Ellentuck does not live in North Dakota.
Ben Ellentuck is of the male variety.
Ben Ellentuck has never been to North Dakota.
Ben Ellentuck may or may not live in South Dakota.
Ben Ellentuck is or is not Barbara Bush.
Ben Ellentuck’s favorite color is not yellow.
Ben Ellentuck sometimes likes candy.
Ben Ellentuck either is or is not a child molester.
Ben Ellentuck is not a child molester.
Ben Ellentuck is not allergic to buckwheat.
Ben Ellentuck is older than some babies.
Ben Ellentuck may or may not be a walrus.
Ben Ellentuck's last contibution to Dog Oil Press was Parakeets, which appeared in DOP #44.
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