You Don’t Have To Be So Unreasonable About It
by Graeme Dixon
Regarding the walrus you ordered
at three o'clock in the morning,
Sir.
It is in the lobby.
Perhaps you can hear it.
We can.
Kindly collect it
as I regret to inform you
we will have to shoot it otherwise.
Regards,
The Management
Graeme Dixon lives in a town in England you probably haven't heard of. He is okay with words but finds sentences troubling.
by Graeme Dixon
Regarding the walrus you ordered
at three o'clock in the morning,
Sir.
It is in the lobby.
Perhaps you can hear it.
We can.
Kindly collect it
as I regret to inform you
we will have to shoot it otherwise.
Regards,
The Management
Graeme Dixon lives in a town in England you probably haven't heard of. He is okay with words but finds sentences troubling.
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