by Tom Robson
Granddad’s favourite fruit is the raisin. Oh, how he loves raisins. He’s also a big fan of grapes, green or red, and he loves every type of nut. He sort of gets on with plums and tangerines, but he gets on better with blackberries, blueberries, raspberries and strawberries. He likes all types of berry.
His least favourite fruit is the pineapple, closely followed by the coconut and the pumpkin. He doesn’t really like apples or oranges either.
Granddad’s favourite fruit aren’t based on taste, but upon how many he can fit up his arse.
Tom Robson is a recent graduate from the University of Chester, who now spends his time writing what is often described as 'mental diarrhea' whilst he attempts to find a real job. Unfortunately, blending in with normal people does not come naturally to him.